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Julle weet waarskynlik al hoe lief ons is Adam Conover , TruTV se propagator van parmantige pessimisme en die gasheer van Adam verwoes alles . Hy het ons naïewe aannames oor verloofringe, verkiesing en egskeiding afgetakel, so ja, katjies ook. Vertel ons hoe ons katjies naai, Adam!

Adam verwoes diere <em>première Dinsdag 20 September om 10:00. ET / PT</em> <p>As u belangstel om te sien hoe Conover iets LEEF verwoes, sal die komediant op toer gaan met 'n voorlopige politieke daad: die <em>Adam verwoes alles verkiesings spesiaal</em> skop op 13 September in Seattle af en word op Dinsdag 25 Oktober om 22:00 ET / PT op truTV in première. U kan hom op 25 September in Brooklyn's Bell House vang, waar hy die Amerikaanse verkiesingsproses vanaf die veilige afstand van Gowanus sal bespot. 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